This is my neighbor's van

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 10/06/2015 at 13:48 • Filed to: None

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I have no idea what he does, but his van reminds me of the NYPD counter-terrorism unit. Those dark brown things above the roof lights look like a pair of cameras or scanners of some sort, in a V shape and facing rearward. The van itself is the longest, tallest Sprinter van available. It’s huge.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 13:53

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Vans are the ultimate luxury vehicles.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 13:54

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he’s clearly prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse. You don’t know it, but he’s got a years worth of booze, food, and bullets, two beds, and a dirt bike packed in there.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 13:55

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It looks awesome.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/06/2015 at 13:57

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It could be armored, I dunno

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 13:58

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That thing's probably a bitch on a windy day.

Klaus Schmoll > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 10/06/2015 at 14:00

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They are quite stable when loaded, empty though...

Spaceball-Two > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 14:00

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Moves-Like-Senna > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 14:07

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Ask him?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Moves-Like-Senna 10/06/2015 at 14:08

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We don’t see much of him (I’ve met him once in the two years he’s lived there) but I may do just that.

Birddog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 14:10

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If you suddenly disappear we’ll know where to start looking.

Moves-Like-Senna > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/06/2015 at 14:15

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I’d go up and knock on his door! Just be friendly and say you think his van is really cool, you’re into cars, and just get him talking about it.

This is how I’ve gotten to drive some pretty ridiculous cars.

Haase > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/06/2015 at 14:58

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Oh yeah. Vans are way nicer and more economic than any super-luxury SUV.

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Haase 10/06/2015 at 14:59

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Super-luxury vehicle, full stop. Does not require the qualifier of SUV.